Meet my Flaws

The calm before the storm… umm, hurricane

Hurricane? I don’t care about no stinking hurricane!
Inca can fall asleep n the weirdest positions

Hurricane? I don’t care about no stinking hurricane!

Inca can fall asleep n the weirdest positions

This song gives me goosebumps ♫ http://blip.fm/~g0yay

When a hurricane is about to hit everybody does their panic shopping, water, canned goods, candles, batteries, etc… What do I panic shop for? Shit load of wine, Costco sized bottle of Smirnoff, salad, carton of cigarettes (even though I don’t smoke, I’m a good host), extra pillows, and dog food (not in picture). I’m ready for Ida now

When a hurricane is about to hit everybody does their panic shopping, water, canned goods, candles, batteries, etc… What do I panic shop for? Shit load of wine, Costco sized bottle of Smirnoff, salad, carton of cigarettes (even though I don’t smoke, I’m a good host), extra pillows, and dog food (not in picture). I’m ready for Ida now

calicarlito:

meetmyflaws:

isitdank:

calicarlito:

This is the third week in a row that I have taken a tequila shot with the worm at the bottom!! I keep getting the same bottle of tequila every week and just killing it, can’t help myself. I love the worm

Yea son get that worm, i have 2/3 on video we need a video collection of the whole year of you doing worms. Have devin do some video montage shit!

The worms are nothing! What you need to try is scorpion tequila. A bottle usually has 7-8 scorpions at the bottom that make your tongue (and everything else) numb

whaaaaat!?!? Where can i purchase this? Sounds fucking awesome

Unfortunately is not something you can go and buy it from a store. They prepare and sell at the argentinean bar in a tiny little island, 20 minutes from Cancun called Isla Mujeres. Best place on earth

calicarlito:

meetmyflaws:

isitdank:

calicarlito:

This is the third week in a row that I have taken a tequila shot with the worm at the bottom!! I keep getting the same bottle of tequila every week and just killing it, can’t help myself. I love the worm

Yea son get that worm, i have 2/3 on video we need a video collection of the whole year of you doing worms. Have devin do some video montage shit!

The worms are nothing! What you need to try is scorpion tequila. A bottle usually has 7-8 scorpions at the bottom that make your tongue (and everything else) numb

whaaaaat!?!? Where can i purchase this? Sounds fucking awesome

Unfortunately is not something you can go and buy it from a store. They prepare and sell at the argentinean bar in a tiny little island, 20 minutes from Cancun called Isla Mujeres. Best place on earth

isitdank:

calicarlito:

This is the third week in a row that I have taken a tequila shot with the worm at the bottom!! I keep getting the same bottle of tequila every week and just killing it, can’t help myself. I love the worm

Yea son get that worm, i have 2/3 on video we need a video collection of the whole year of you doing worms. Have devin do some video montage shit!

The worms are nothing! What you need to try is scorpion tequila. A bottle usually has 7-8 scorpions at the bottom that make your tongue (and everything else) numb

isitdank:

calicarlito:

This is the third week in a row that I have taken a tequila shot with the worm at the bottom!! I keep getting the same bottle of tequila every week and just killing it, can’t help myself. I love the worm

Yea son get that worm, i have 2/3 on video we need a video collection of the whole year of you doing worms. Have devin do some video montage shit!

The worms are nothing! What you need to try is scorpion tequila. A bottle usually has 7-8 scorpions at the bottom that make your tongue (and everything else) numb

inothernews:

The ship was grey; the walls were white; the floors, charcoal; etc. These purple pipes were incongruous, at best.

At first glance I really thought the big purple pipe was a dildo. *SIGH*

inothernews:

The ship was grey; the walls were white; the floors, charcoal; etc. These purple pipes were incongruous, at best.

At first glance I really thought the big purple pipe was a dildo. *SIGH*

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Oh yes I do

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Oh yes I do

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barelysarcasm:

nathanieljames:

Poker Face by Eric Cartman
originally by Lady Gaga
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Pure awesomeness

Of course I open my big mouth and all hell breaks loose. It rained all morning long and I had to drive thru this. Kudos to Peugeot for making the coolest car for flooding. Not kidding, this thing is like a little tank, the water was covering 3/4 of my tires and water never came in. Awesome

Of course I open my big mouth and all hell breaks loose. It rained all morning long and I had to drive thru this. Kudos to Peugeot for making the coolest car for flooding. Not kidding, this thing is like a little tank, the water was covering 3/4 of my tires and water never came in. Awesome

Cancun after Wilma

This video makes my eyes get all watery. I remember when Wilma finally passed (the thing stayed for 3 fucking days!) I just wanted to get out of the house, so I grabbed my bike and went to the hotel zone. If anybody has ever been here before you have definitely seen the Party Center (Coco Bongo, The City, etc…), when I reached it I just started to cry. The devastation was so big it was overwhelming but what really push me to the edge was the people. People of all social status helping pick up, clean, and get Cancun on it’s feet again.

When I had my electricity restore in just one day I ran to the streets and hugged the army men helping out. They really did an outstanding job, I’ve never seen anybody work so hard for so long and still have a smile on their face and words of encouragement.

Song: Fotografia by Jumbo

Hurricane Wilma passes thru Cancun

Get ready for Hurricane Wilma video overload
Pre-hurricane jitters

I don’t know why I’m so nervous about this hurricane. Most likely it’s not going to hit us and if it does, it’s a very small one (cat. 1). I was here for the latest hurricane, Wilma, and it only brought me good things. Yes, I know a hurricane is an awful thing, but in Mexico we are super prepared for them and is more of the bad media coverage that we get than what the actual destruction is. With this one I’m freaking out, maybe it’s because it has been the worst year in the industry and a hurricane is only going to make it worst or because my dogs just won’t go and pee outside in the pouring rain.

I wish than no matter what happens the media in the US won’t make it worst, thus ruining tourism, our main only income in this city

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
Oscar Wilde (via quote-book) (via christ-follower) (via thebladeissharp)